My friend Charlotte

Took a little road trip today with my boyfriend (Cuddle Bear) and his friend (Biscuit). We ended up stopping at a visitor's center where I discovered a spider in Biscuit's hair. Being enchanted by spiders as I am, I promptly plucked the spider from his hair and continued playing with it for the next minutes. The spider seemed fine at first, but then it became agitated (or I assume from the increase frenzy of its attempts to escape).  I was getting tired, so I was willing to let the spider go. As I walked over to place it where I thought it would be safe, the spider made a mad leap from my fingers. I searched and searched until, just as I had given it up for lost, it reappeared floating in the air some distance from my hand. Triumphant that I had not lost it (and thus doomed it to the perilous foot traffic of the floor), I proceeded to place the spider.

"Do you have a spider or something?"

At the unexpected voice, I looked up--the spider still dangling from my hand. All four of the desk attendants were staring at me--either from around their computer monitors or standing up to see over them. Awkward.

The spider still dangled from my hand.

Quickly, I flashed a disarming (though slightly embarrassed) smile and explained the situation as I safely deposited the arachnid. One of the attendants complimented me on how kind and calm I was to the spider crawling on me. Should I tell him I am Spider Woman? Neh, I was too embarrassed still. Haha! Anyway, some jokes about "Charlotte" were tossed about, and my friends and I left.

The End.

(I like how rushed that ending is. So...awkward and embarrassed.)

Blogthings Quizzes - Yay!

You Are Unique

You are open minded and a visionary. You understand the world and just may change it. You are knowledgeable and well-read. If no one can teach you, you'll teach yourself. You are innovative and progressive. You come up with a lot of original ideas. You believe that the path not imagined is usually the best path for you. You are a natural contrarian.

The Diagonal Test

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You Crave Comfort

You value harmony above all else. You like to have as calm as a life as possible. You tend to be quite reserved. You prefer to be around those you know best. You are very focused on what people need and want. You are a good friend to all. You don't try to conform, but you don't find a need to shake things up too much. You're happy with what you've got.

The Craving Test

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You Are an Enigma

You have an amazing depth to you. You have layers upon layers that no one else has seen. Your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you. You put up walls without meaning to. People are impressed by the sheer quantity of stuff you know, and you're learning more every day. You have a hidden force to do amazing things, doing them your own way. You work best alone and on your own terms.

The Over the Rainbow Test

Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

Will Sell for Shoes

I have boxes of stuff to get rid of--some of which is in sellable condition. I got shipping boxes for free from eBay months ago. I just haven't, you know...taken the next step. I think it's about time I did so. Besides, I like money. I especially like having money so I can buy stuff...like shoes. OMG, I love shoes.

Aaaaaaaanyway, I will keep updating about this and will also post links to my merchandise if I ever do get it online. Now, for some entertainment!

Well, that's unfortunate for both of us

I found this little guy (on the right) smooshed on a roll of toilet paper! I am not making this up! Hahaha! 
It reminds me of another image I'd seen on the internet somewhere. What was it...? Oh yeah! This is it! 

Barking Dog in the Parking Lot

This dog cracked me up for some reason. Maybe because it acted so tough. I played this video back at it, and it stopped, gave a confused stare, and then barked even more!

Witches love booze